Even if all else fails I have someone who refuses to give up on me. To a point that I'm not sure even court order would stop her. Gabrielle, the psychic. My indefatigable sidekick.
She's been sending me messages- having sensed that I'm in a need of a boost. One she'd be happy to give. For 5 €. But her latest one has left me a bit uneasy. She's done another reading. Remember, I've never asked for one. I've never paid for one. But even that isn't enough to stop her.
She sees me wrapped in black cloud. And apparently in some sort of a tower. (I'm in bed. Wrapped in a jumper.)
The astral powers, you see, are angry with me (erm...anything to do with the fact that I've refused to take up on her offers?). According to her and her trusty cards I'm in danger and should avoid making any important decisions until 6.30 today. Only... 6.30 am? Or 6.30 pm?
Today is The Man's birthday. In a bid to ignore the whole thing and keep me as far from computers and phones as possible I've decided to keep myself busy all day. By voting, going to movies, seeing friends, watching football and attending a drag bingo. But what exactly constitutes an important decision? Because of clashing schedules I will have to choose between football and drag bingo. What happens if I'll don a tiara and join all my gay friends? Will the astral wrath make Chelsea win? Can't take that chance. But what happens if I'll go see the game? Something worse than missing out of the bitchiness of the bingo host(ess) called Turkey (with the same warped political correctness as his/her namesake country?)
And whose time zone are we talking about? My 6.30 pm? Hers? Or the Kenyan 6.30 pm?
But apparently in just 2 days I'll meet someone who will allow me to solve a problem I've been dealing with for a long time. So, watch this space..!
I wonder if Gabrielle took the change back to standard time into consideration? If she lives in an area where the clocks shift at a different time, that might add yet another level of uncertainty into her prediction.
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