A survey has shown that apparently the size does matter after all. I'm sure that the funds allocated for this study that could have been used to find a cure for cancer were well spent, because... yeah, because why exactly? Did somebody ever believe anything else? This blog sure didn't.
Apparently men are also increasingly worried about not measuring up down there. As they should, I say. That's nothing compared to the scrutiny women everywhere are subjected to. The size of our boobs, bums, thighs, noses, legs, bellies... all that seems to be public property and open for everyone's criticism.
The man is a genius and I love what he did with Chanel. But let's face it- the man has social skills of a yeast infection. The skinnier he gets, the more obnoxious he gets. He should just keep his mouth shut and stick to throwing enticing looks from behind those plasma screen TV-sized sun glasses of his into the direction of 20-something male prostitutes. And anyway- how come he's still even around? Has he been embalmed alive? I mean, how old is he? Surely in 3-digits? Maybe it's all down to senility?
Or maybe it's the accent? Maybe in that Austro-German accent it's impossible to get anything right? Just imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger lecturing on quantum physics. You just couldn't take it seriously.
Those comments really make it clear that he's getting entirely too senile for anything that he says to be taken seriously ;)
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