The scientists have discovered a papyrus that suggests Jesus was married. So far the Christian church has been adamant that he was single.
People, please! This was over 2000 years ago! The man was Jewish! He was in his 30s! Of course he was married! No Yiddishe mama would have her son still single in his 30s. She would have set up JDate.com herself if needed to find him a match.
Just imagine the nagging in that household...
"Jesus, our people did not wander around the desert for 40 years so you could do this to me! Settle down and give me some grandchildren already! Mrs Goldstein down the road wants to set you up with her son but I told her- my son's no feygele!"
And let's face it- he was sort of hot. If you're into that whole mid 90's grunge look.
He would have had girls chasing him down the street! And with his skills he would have been quite a catch. Just imagine- never running out of Chardonnay ever again! Cutting back on the household bills with his way of making those loaves and fish stretch the extra mile! All the money you'd save on travel- by being able to walk from one continent to another! And considering what those magic fingers can do in the morgue... just imagine what they can do in the bedroom...!
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