As these numerous internships have rarely actually provided me with much to do, I've had plenty of time to follow what's going on in the world. Like job adverts, royal weddings, eBay offers and the world news. As I knew The Man was busy I always wanted to make sure that he too would get the daily digest. Mostly of the human interest variety in the hopes of cheering him up.
Here's a selection of what I might have sent him today.
It's only understandable that in the throes of passionate love and wedding-planning some crucial details might escape your attention. Such as the compatibility of your names. Though Mr. and Mrs Jaeger-Meister does have class to it. Much more than say, the Rump-Orefices.
I'm a huge fan of exploring new culinary delights. And I'm a fan of the good old schmeckie. Just not quite sure I'd combine those two great passions like this Japanese chef... How do I like my steak? Bloody. How do I like my schmeckie? Inside me please, not on my plate...
The English team is impressed by the English language skills of an English manager. Only in England...
Our garage door in Spain has been vandalized anyway- so this might make a nice change. Plus the chance for him to finally get that Mercedes convertible...! I might use this too- by painting a picture of a Hermes Birkin on a Tesco carrier bag...
What were they thinking? What were their overpaid brand consultants, marketing managers and graphic designers thinking? Erm... pretty much the as me most of the time these days, it would seem...
Oh, because breaking up is so complicated and demanding. Meddling with the national security on the other hand...
Those Asians take everything seriously don't they? I mean, when was the last time anybody even heard about a Japanese football team? Though... maybe that's where the English side is going wrong- they're practicing with footballs, not with steak and kidney pies!
http://www.reuters.com/
Now this is a novel idea. Perhaps one that should be launched in countries like Saudi Arabia and Afghanistan where they're so concerned about issues such as preserving women's chastity. Women could be driving cars and attending schools and what ever it is that those crazy kids these days do since their chastity was safe. What would the clerics then come up with...? Would they be forced to look into mirror and realize that if they really want to preserve women's chastity THEY'D BETTER KEEP THEIR SCHMECKIES IN THEIR PANTS!
Now this is a novel idea. Perhaps one that should be launched in countries like Saudi Arabia and Afghanistan where they're so concerned about issues such as preserving women's chastity. Women could be driving cars and attending schools and what ever it is that those crazy kids these days do since their chastity was safe. What would the clerics then come up with...? Would they be forced to look into mirror and realize that if they really want to preserve women's chastity THEY'D BETTER KEEP THEIR SCHMECKIES IN THEIR PANTS!
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