Before you all write me off as a psycho, I'd like to point out that there are some veritable freaks out there that make me seem like a poster girl for nuptially-challenged sanity.
Like the woman I saw in a documentary a little while back. She was married to the Eiffel Tower. With conjugal visits and all. A man was having an affair with his car. Another had a doll for a girlfriend. The things we do in search for love...
I also recently read about a man who'd broken into a farm, engaging in amorous activities with a female horse. Breaking and entering indeed... (Actually... What the hell was he thinking? The saying "hung like a horse" exists for a reason! How on earth did he think he was going to measure up?!)
See? Love makes people do crazy things!
I know, I know. So does advanced syphilis.
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