It's Hanukkah. A celebration of 8 days of presents, eating all things fried in fat, spending time with your loved ones and gambling (and obviously, that of miraculous survival and God's mercy, of course...)! What's there not to like!
And to counteract any future posts that might/will upset some of the most devout Christian readers (shouldn't you be reading Bible instead of this, anyway?): Here is a selection of Jewish American Princess jokes.
And to counteract any future posts that might/will upset some of the most devout Christian readers (shouldn't you be reading Bible instead of this, anyway?): Here is a selection of Jewish American Princess jokes.
Now, for those of you not in the know, JAP is a very particular breed of Jewish women. It also has its European, if somewhat diluted, version. The special characteristics of this special creature will, however, probably become evident from the following captions...
First one doesn't really work written, does it? But here goes.
What is the Jewish American Princess' favourite wine?
(preferably to be delivered in a suitably nasal tone:) "I wanna go to Miaaamiiii."
What's Jewish American Princess' favourite position?
Facing Tiffany's.
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes when she's having sex with her husband?
Because she can't stand the sight of her husband having any pleasure.
Where does the husband hide the money from the Jewish American Princess?
Under the vacuum cleaner.
Have a happy Hanukkah everyone!
(a little language joke- the Hebrew portion means "life" or "God". It is pronounced as "Chai". I trust you can take it from there...)
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