Friday, December 7, 2012

FAQ

As some of you have already noticed, I've taken a bit of a hiatus. Thank you for all your messages and clearly, concern. 

No, I'm not dead. 
No, I've not sought asylum in a third world country where they don't yet have electricity. 
No, I've not been hospitalized as a result of severe morning sickness. 
No, I've not gone into hibernation.
No, I've not ended up homeless and living on the street. 
No, I've not been abducted by a paedophile serial killer/ Moon nazis/aliens and am not being used as a sex slave/ Aryan ambassador/ incubator for an entire new generation of ETs.
No, I've not joined a cult that bans computers as satanic plague of the modern era. 
No, I've not lost the use of my hands as a strain inflicted by lugging around a massive engagement ring. 

Looking at that list of answers to your queries I almost wish I had something as dramatic to offer as an explanation for my sudden sabbatical. But no. Since I got back from up north, revisiting my childhood, I've just been feeling a bit... sluggish. 

But fear not, I will be back. Soon. Ish. Every bit as tragic as you'd expect!

2 comments:

  1. I'm glad to hear you're doing ok, even though I was secretly hoping you were recovering from a repetitive strain injury caused my your mahoosive engagement ring ;)

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  2. And I'm glad you're still out there, spurring me on :-)

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