Hear, hear

While I've been hiding from the real world in my self-imposed exile the reader count for this blog has gone over 10 000. 10 591, to be precise. And since I only have two sisters, it's a scientifically proven fact that there are people out there who are reading this blog because they genuinely enjoy it, not because I make them. Crikey!

In the past week alone there have been readers from US, Russia, Finland, UK, Norway, Canada, Denmark, Sweden, Brazil, France, Poland, Israel and South Korea. Crikey again! 

Thank you! Each and every single one of you! Except maybe the ones with poor personal hygiene. But then again- nobody likes the likes of you.

I say we get together, overthrow the current UN and form another multinational enterprise, bringing forth a New World Order! One that actually makes sense. One where proposing to your girlfriend after... say, 2 years is mandatory! Where pizza is exempt from VAT! Where Pilates is outlawed! Where nutritionists recommend that those 8 glasses you're supposed to consume daily consist of wine! 

Oh yeah, and one where genocides, rapes, religious persecution, tyranny, female genital mutilation, forced marriages, hate-mongering, gay-bashing and any kind of "my dick is smaller than yours"- threats with nuclear weapons are, like, totally frowned upon.

No... wait. So, when I don't write I get more readers than when I do? What am I- Picasso? One of those geniuses that will never truly be appreciated in their own time? Am I going to have to die before I find my validation, a book deal AND that proposal?

Thank you for you interest, support, messages and comments so far. Keep them coming- and the word going around!