They (not entirely sure they are but I'm guessing scientists of some sort. Probably the worthy winners of this year's Nobel in physics?) have discovered the "God particle". You know, the mysterious thing in that Dan Brown adaptation film that wasn't the Da Vinci Code? Where that dark matter was threatening to wipe away the entire Vatican (I've been there. Trust me, we'd survive without it)?
A huge discovery, apparently. The most significant one in decades. The guy who first suggested its existence did so 40 years ago. Perhaps good things really do come to those who wait...
And the sad bit? I don't understand one bit. Not even Daily Mail's coverage of this momentous occasion. (Who would have thought DM even has a science section!) And let's face it, that paper caters for retards. Scandal-seeking, Kim Kardashian's-bum-obsessed, poorly educated, TOWIE-watching, spectacularly misguided, right wing- voting retards.
Me? I just buy it for the crossword.
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