Not so manic Monday

Another Monday. And another week of dead end-jobs to apply for...

I never thought I'd hear myself say this but man, life without computers sucks. But having only that sad, black screen to stare at has  forced me to leave my place and rejoin the world.

I had a little pow wow with my GBFFs about the size of my future engagement ring. The verdict was unanimous: it'd better be massive. That way next time we break up I can inflict some serious pain as I start smacking him around. And just imagine the money I'll make when selling it on eBay, you know, next time we break up...

I also expanded my culinary horizons and tried to fall in love with Korean cuisine. Suffice to say, me and kimchi are not meant to be. Not now, not ever.

I also went to see football. And ended up hanging out with a lush Englishman. Who turned out to be 24. He didn't even get my brother's sarcasm-laden Mrs. Robinson references. So he was also uncultured. And 24... Jesus. I'm old enough to be his mum! Well, provided we lived in Yemen, anyway...

And speaking of mums... I've just had a Facebook friend request from The Man's mum.