By the way, should I be concerned that according to the traffic source section of my blog statistics majority of the readers being directed here through recommendations/ mentions on other websites are introduced to this blog by a website that specializes in adult enterntainment?
Now, I'm grateful for all you readers out there, all 5883 of you (Go out! Mingle! Spread the word! Multiply- that's what they tell you in the Bible too!) I think I'd quite like to draw the line... somewehere. Not sure where, but I'm fairly sure people still wear trousers in public there.
And while on the subject (I'd better give those poor pervs that were redirected here something for their effort) : in the most shameless agenda-pushing for BJ's I've ever seen a group of scientists (wanna bet they were all men?) has discovered that pregnant women who regularly consume their partner's sperm are less likely to suffer from morning sickness. (See how I had the decency to link this to a credible newspaper instead of that wretched Daily Mail - which, obviously, is where yours truly first read it...).
Sure. Why on earth would you focus on say, curing cancer or AIDS or proving that homosexuality is every bit as innate as heterosexuality when you can make your wife go down on you instead!
The same medic also suggests that blow jobs might prevent depression (whose exactly? Though I have a pretty good idea...). Now there's food for thought, especially coming from someone sporting the kind of handlebar-mustache that is rarely seen outside 70's gay porn scene.
Oh world. Sorry for not giving head, but you're doing mine in.
And while on the subject (I'd better give those poor pervs that were redirected here something for their effort) : in the most shameless agenda-pushing for BJ's I've ever seen a group of scientists (wanna bet they were all men?) has discovered that pregnant women who regularly consume their partner's sperm are less likely to suffer from morning sickness. (See how I had the decency to link this to a credible newspaper instead of that wretched Daily Mail - which, obviously, is where yours truly first read it...).
Sure. Why on earth would you focus on say, curing cancer or AIDS or proving that homosexuality is every bit as innate as heterosexuality when you can make your wife go down on you instead!
The same medic also suggests that blow jobs might prevent depression (whose exactly? Though I have a pretty good idea...). Now there's food for thought, especially coming from someone sporting the kind of handlebar-mustache that is rarely seen outside 70's gay porn scene.
Oh world. Sorry for not giving head, but you're doing mine in.
If I had morning sickness, I'm sure giving the Mr. regular BJs would be the last thing on my list.
ReplyDeleteTotally agree. If somebody got me in that (not so) blessed state, a whooooole different set of activities in that region would come to mind. Scissors would feature in that scenario a lot more heavily than oral sex...
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